Docknocker's Beach Bar and Grill is a fun, upbeat place. Come with the kids, or come with a group of friends and hang out. The eatery is located on the water so the view is great, specials run most nights. Boat parking at the docks is available. docknockers Request List docknockers lake of the ozarks menu is available to download. docknockers would like all women to please donate any lingerie or bathing suits, bras, panties and unused toys to the establishment. All men must hit the wallet checkpoint before entering. If it's too short to meet our girth's standards, we have an ATM. Please don't steal from this creative crap shack...it makes us pissed and sexually frustrated...besides all items in this dump are for sale...including the employees! All unatended children and ladies with clothing will be forced to walk the plank and some sold as slaves! Answers to Any Critics! 1) Yes, we are tasteless, rude, perverted, and at times immature. 2) Yes, we are in a low rent district. 3) Yes, our morals send the wrong message to kids, and big breasted women. 4) Yes, we are the lakes original "Crab Shack" 5) Yes, we painted the bar this year...and that's all! 2009 Band Schedule: April 18th Form N Funktion May 2nd Alvin Jett & The Phat Noiz 10th Form & Funktion 23rd Form & Funktion 30th Form & Funktion June 13th Alvin Jett & The Phat Noiz 20th Form & Funktion 27th Alvin Jett & The Phat Noiz July 4th Form & Funktion 11th Alvin Jett & The Phat Noiz 18th Form & Funktion 25th Alvin Jett & The Phat Noiz August 7th Black Diamond 8th Alvin Jett & The Phat Noiz 15th Form & Funktion 22nd Form & Funktion 29th Alvin Jett & The Phat Noiz September 5th Alvin Jett & The Phat Noiz 12th Form & Funktion 19th Alvin Jett & The Phat Noiz 26th Form & Funktion October 10th Form & Funktion Docknockers_v6 is OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK Mon-Fri 4pm-Close Sat & Sun 11AM-Close (after memorial day we are open everyday at 11AM)